Cast: Anthony Edwards, Mare Winningham, Mykelti
Williamson, John Agar, and Denise Crosby
Director: Steve De Jarnatt
87 minutes (15) 1988
Widescreen ratio 1.85:1
Arrow DVD Region 2
Rating: 8/10
Review by J.C. Hartley
Reviewing Hugh Walpole’s second novel, Maradick At Forty, in the Times Literary
Supplement of May 1910, Claud Schuster charged the author with having “no clear
idea of the difference of the respective functions of comedy and melodrama.” Something
of that criticism might well apply to Steve De Jarnatt in writing and directing
Miracle Mile, as at times I wasn’t
sure if I was watching a wryly satirical black comedy rather than an
apocalyptic thriller.
In the early 1980s Miracle Mile spent time as one
of those famous unmade screenplays of the kind that Empire magazine now
features in order to fill up space in their glossy unreadable magazine (they
will print white copy against coloured backgrounds). De Jarnatt wanted to
direct the film himself but, with only a writing credit on Strange Brew (1983), and directing credits on Cherry 2000 (1987), he struggled to get backing. Buying his screenplay out of development hell
at Warners, De Jarnett eventually attracted funding from Hemdale and away he
went. Getting back to Walpole, he described the novel Maradick At Forty as his attempt at writing genre, and De Jarnatt
seems to have invented a whole new genre with Miracle Mile: the romantic apocalypse. Rom-apoc? Romcalypse?
The film starts with the Big Bang, or rather film
and commentary from a documentary running at the George C. Page museum at La
Brea Tar Pits where Harry (Anthony Edwards) spots the girl of his dreams Julie
(Mare Winningham). Given that the museum teaches science and evolution its days
must be numbered under the current administration. Apropos of nothing at all I
read a report of one of J.K. Rowling’s recent Twitter spats in which an
American fan wrote defending her, observing that the Earth was probably
‘thousands of years old’, you honestly can’t make this stuff up. Anyway, no
such confusion at the George C. Page museum, as the fossils retrieved from the
tar pits attest; I mention this as it’s a plot-point for later.
After stalking Julie around the museum Harry thinks
he has lost sight of her, only for her to turn up, this evidently being a
mutual attraction. A montage of romantic assignations follows. Harry’s
character is an amalgam of youthful versions of Kevin Costner and Tom Hanks
channelling James Stewart in The Glenn
Miller Story (1954), he even plays trombone in a big band. Harry meets
Julie’s grandfather Ivan, played by screen veteran John Agar, who went from
starring alongside John Wayne in John Ford westerns like Fort Apache (1948), to roles in SF B-movies in the 1950s and 1960s.
Julie lives with her grandmother Lucy who is estranged from Ivan, much to
Julie’s distress.
Harry and Julie plan a date-night after which Julie
promises him she’ll ‘screw those eyes blue’, at least that’s what I think she
said. Harry returns to his hotel to rest up against the evening’s promised
exertions, but the cigarette he discards is dropped down a vent by a bird and
the resulting fire shorts out the hotel’s electrics. Due to the power cut,
Harry’s alarm-clock fails to rouse him, although I’m sure it was a manual, he
wakes in the early hours, and turns up outside the diner, where Julie works,
too late for the date. Julie has been
conveniently secretive about where she lives and Harry fails to get the
information from her work colleague. Hanging around outside, Harry answers the
phone ringing in a nearby booth, where a desperate caller, ringing from a
missile base in North Dakota, and under the impression he has called his
father, announces that the USA has launched a pre-emptive strike and a nuclear
response is expected within some 50 minutes. As the horrified Harry listens the
call is interrupted by machine-gun fire, and a new voice telling him to forget
what he has heard and to go back home to sleep.
An understandably agitated Harry returns to the
diner for some breakfast but then starts interrogating the other occupants to
see if one of them might be the father of the caller. Eventually, he reveals the nature of the call
he has overheard and the other diners respond either with alarm or outright
scepticism. One of the diners, Landa (Denise Crosby, ‘Tasha Yar’ in Star Trek: The Next Generation)
questions Harry about what the caller said and then makes a series of phone
calls on her brick-sized mobile which confirm that certain prominent
individuals are high-tailing it out of the US for the southern hemisphere. Landa
claims she knows certain code-words and protocols because she used to date
someone who moved in those circles, but she seems very well-informed and to
have access to restricted information.
In fact, the whole presentation of Landa is heavy
with frankly risible portent. On her arrival in the diner she boots up a
computer in her briefcase and checks the stock exchange while studying what
looks like the York Notes to Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow. Relating the conversation she has had on her
mobile she says she has asked someone if “the unthinkable has happened.” Whatever
her back-story Landa provides the impetus for the next stage of the film,
frankly ludicrous though it appears to be. She ascertains the next flights out
of Los Angeles and corrals Fred the cook and the other customers to accompany
her in the diner delivery van to the airport. She tells one of the diners and a
waitress to make out a list of great minds and culturally important personages
they will need to save in order to rebuild civilisation after the coming
holocaust.
It is at this point that the film appears ready to
lurch into comedy, especially as the delivery van bears the legend ‘Fat Boy
Catering’, ‘Fat Man’ being the codename of the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki,
‘Little Boy’ being the code for the Hiroshima device. Is this all a dream? Is Harry still
unconscious in his hotel? Evidently not. Fred refuses to wait while Harry picks
up Julie, so Harry jumps from the van and using Fred’s .38 hijacks a driver,
Wilson (Mykelti Williamson), to take him back to Julie’s apartment. After a
contretemps at a gas station in which two police officers are accidentally
killed, Harry and Wilson steal their police car and Wilson, believing the local
power station to be in meltdown, leaves Harry to rescue his sister while Harry
goes to get Julie. The news of the impending missile attack sees Ivan and Lucy
reunited but rather than accompanying Harry and Julie they intend to spend
their remaining minutes making up for lost time in each other’s company.
Landa has booked a helicopter to fly people to the
airport from the pad on the Mutual Benefit Life Building but, while the chopper
is there, the pilot has not turned up. Harry and Julie scour the streets asking
people if they are registered helicopter pilots, which sounds ridiculous, and
indeed is ridiculous, but this is L.A. so there’s probably every chance of getting
an answer in the affirmative. Busting into a gym and blasting a dancercise
class’s music centre, Harry does in fact find a pilot, played by go-to alien
tough-guy actor Brian Thompson. Reunited, Harry and Julie witness the death of
Wilson and his sister killed in a pursuit by the police, and Julie confronts
Harry about his evidence of the imminent attack, which is now overdue.
As panic spreads in the city Harry begins to wonder
if he was wrong and has inadvertently triggered the ensuing chaos. Using a
phone booth, and correctly working out the number the mystery caller had
intended to ring, Harry gets through to a man who confirms that his son does
indeed work for the military on a missile base in North Dakota. Harry and Julie
make it to the helipad just as the first missiles home in, the pilot takes off
but is caught in the blast and the chopper goes down in the tar pits. As they
are about to drown in tar Harry attempts to comfort Julie, telling her Superman
could compress a lump of coal to form a diamond and that maybe a direct-hit
will see them metamorphosise. Julie hopes that in the future they will be
discovered preserved like the exhibits in the museum.
There is much about this film which is outrageously
bad, the tone is uncertain and at times farcical and yet, largely playing in
real time, it manages to be quite gripping. It’s interesting that a film
playing on what the late great Salford comedian Al Read used to describe in his
radio monologues as, living ‘under the shadow of the bomb’, should be released
in the year the Berlin Wall came down, when for a little while at least we all
felt a bit safer. In fact, nuclear aggression is less of a theme in the film
than the burden of secret knowledge, and the desire to rescue your loved ones before
random shit hits the fan. Imagine Invasion
Of The Body Snatchers with less paranoia and a more selfish protagonist. The
characters are ciphers, Harry, as said, is a Jimmy Stewart everyman and Julie
is barely sketched-in, but they play their parts with such sincerity that it
lends authenticity to an otherwise unlikely sequence of events. De Jarnatt
seeds the screenplay with some quite subtle references, particularly the
introduction of Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow as Landa’s reading material. The
epigraph to part one of that novel is a quote from Wernher ‘I bombed London and
got away with it’ von Braun: “Nature does not know extinction; all it knows is
transformation. Everything science has taught me, and continues to teach me,
strengthens my belief in the continuity of our spiritual existence after death.”
There are a host of DVD extras on this disc as
befitting the cult movie we are told this has become. In Last Orders At Johnie’s, De Jarnatt discusses his career and making
Miracle Mile. ‘Interview with Harry
and Julie’, stars Anthony Edwards and Mare Winningham, looking rather like
middle-aged parents interviewed on Fox News in the aftermath of a tragedy,
discuss their memories of making the film. Reunion
At Johnie’s Diner, sees the cast reunited. Paul Haslinger, guitarist and
keyboard-player with Tangerine Dream from 1985 to 1990, discusses the
soundtrack in ‘Music of Tangerine Dream’. ‘Excavation from the editing room’ is
a compilation of out-takes from the dailies.
The alternate ending sees a pair of animated diamonds appear on-screen
after the black-out and before the credits. There is also a ‘storyboard to film
comparison’, a trailer, and commentaries from the director and crew. A bit of a
left-field, or indeed self-serving inclusion, is someone, perhaps De Jarnatt
himself, reading the director’s short story Rubiaux
Rising from the 2009 edition of The
Best American Short Stories edited by Alice Sebold and published by
Houghton-Mifflin.
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